3/29/2006

Sharon Stone = Nut Job




No one asked, but Sharon Stone, who has no children, has some thoughts about how other peoples children should feel about sex. She says that teen girls should give more oral and teen boys should be rewarded with oral when trying to pressure girls into anal. And, yes, you read that right.
"I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
Based on a survey of me during high school, teenage girls are actually quite adept at getting out of sex, and rarely use blowjobs as some sort of bargaining chip. So teen boys should probably keep their pants on, because 50 year old strangers cornering young girls at the mall and telling them to suck more dick probably isn’t gonna lead to the jizz fest they have in mind.

Source--What would Tyler Durden Do

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