Slap of the Day

The first ever slap of the day goes to......

The Fri/Sat/Sun edition of USA Today. While bored in econ class I was doing my daily parousal of the best source for important news in America, yes people it goes without saying that it is USA Today. If you take a gander at today's Today, you will immediately see some dude from Brokeback mountain wearing a cowboy hat followed by the questions that are really on are mind: Will brokeback hold back crash? will fashions steal the show? can a desperate housewife win?

Forget the U.S.'s nuclear negotiations with India or the rapid melting of the antarctic ice sheet (which could cause the day after tomorrow). That stuff is nonsense. the REAL info is that "Real Laguna Beach disdains its MTV image" Now I already have many problems with MTV, but these will be reserved for a later slap.

For those who dont know, Laguna beach follows the lives of rich ass girls and guys out in Cali (the nice part) It resembles the O.C. and seems just as scripted as a sitcom or MTV's "real world" I'm so happy its the front page cover story in our nation's number 1 paper.

So this weekend if you happen to come across one of those things you put quarters in to get newspapers (a newspaper dispenser?) go ahead and put 75 cents in if you enjoy dumbing yourself down