Fuck an A

You know to be a blogger..you have to keep up with modern celeb events etc....
But I cannot stand to read anymore about the following people.

Tom Cruise
Katie Holmes
Angela Jolie
Brad Pitt
Paris Hilton
Brittney Spears
or Kfed
Fuck them and the Train they came in on.....I guess I could watch Paris' sex video if I had to or one of Angela's movies with gratutious sex scenes but thats where I draw the line

How I met your Mother....

Ok .... NPH is the star Neil Patrick Harris (from Doogie Howser)

last nights episode was one of the funniest 30 minutes I have seen. The writing is good and the characters are well developed. Doogie set up one of his buddies with a girl from his building who is a paralegal...but he told him that she was a prostitute so he would be confident around her all night....at one point she was talking about one of her clients..."who was so anal" I laughed so hard I cried....Leave it to Doogie Howser GrownUp and Anal jokes to get me posting on a blog about a show that will probably be cancelled in two weeks....This show has all the earmarks to be successful though....its slotted between staple....King of Queens (great show last night with Doug karioking "brandy) and staple 2 1/2 Men----also a classic....
Dont worry 24 is on Tivo....Peace and Out.....boogie

The Wizard of Oz

You know...What's not to like about this movie?
It has good--evil--fantasy---friendship---there is a moral to the story--"there is no place like home" it effectively uses color and black and white. You got Dwarfs and symbolism----Yellow Brick Road---Follow the Money to the land of OZ...ounces of Gold.
Their is heirarchy,Family,guys who like to dress up....People with no hearts and brains....plus memorable lines like...."oh pull an axe on me will ya"

Just for Fun lets go Back to bacon with Ms Judy Garland.
She was in Wizard of Oz with Jack Haley ( Tin Man ) The Tin man was in the 1940's classic Moon over Miami with Don Ameche....Don Ameche was in Trading places with Frank OZ....Frank OZ was in Blues Bros' with John Belushi....Bluto was in Animal House with You got it....KEVIN BACON.
I like using that portal with Belushi....for me its easy because thats my period where I know the most movies.....You give me some teen star especially a boy actor like some kid from seventh heaven or somethink like that and Im dead man Walking.

Back to Bacon with the Skipper

Alan Hale Jr appeared in "up perriscope" with James Garner
James Garner apppered in The Great Escape with Donald Pleasance
Donanld Pleasance played in Halloween with Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee played in "my Girl" with Dan Akyroyd
Dan Akyroyd was in "Blues Brothers with John Belushi
John Belushi appeared with Young Kevin Bacon in Animal House.

That my friends is text book back to bacon with 6 Degrees-----The Key here was finding the big ensemble picture from the early 60's---Great Escape----and then finding one of those actors who appeared in some main stream stuff later ie.....Donald Pleasance in Halloween----The Rest is easy.

We will do another tough one next week.

The Boys are back.....

Looks like early june.....the sex in the city for men is one of my favs although some people dont think its that funny of a show....this blogger digs it quite a bit...Now...there is a little gossip about Ari ( jeremy piven ) being downscaled.....can you say "jump the shark" if this happens....He is the heart and soul and the next best actor next to drama ( Dillon) or as I remember him best...."bunny" from Platoon.

She is our Modern Day Marilyn

except with a better rack. She is adorable and playful and a little ditzy. The big difference in today's world is now she controls the same people that used to control MM. The Tables are turned and now the stars have most of the control. She Can Sing, Act ( ok i liked dukes of hazzard) and is cute as a dimple. I wonder is she would like me if we met in a bar----Ok she would probably be in some back VIP room and I would be standing on line....hold on a sec...I dont go to bars where I have to wait in line...I am the Boogie Man and that and $3.78 will get me a cup of coffee at Starbucks. PEACE

I love this Dog

Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here.

Wow...what crap...

You know when I first saw this movie I really liked it... I thought it was entertaining,interesting, and Fun...plus I enjoyed seeing Kate Winsletts Breasts.

now on further review.... I want to puke in every scene that the old hag who plays the old Kate Winslett...she is fucking annoying
"I saw my life as endless catillions and parties and yachts" .....yeah that sucks...what a fucking whore....
"to me it was a slave ship" oh really...were you down there below rowing the mother fucker in chains or were you in First Class banging Leo and eating the Lamb with very little mint sauce
then the old bitty tosses the priceless diamond overboard....If I was on the inheritance chain...she would be chasing that motherfucker down to 500 leagues.
Then there are like 6 jokes in the movies that are the exact same...something about Dr Frued and Picaso and Monet----it pisses me off watching it now.....The only redeaming quality that I can see that holds the test of time...Is Leo in the beginning at the AFT of the ship ...yelling "I'm the king of the world" that to me is as classic as the shower scene in Psycho---oh and the fact that Dr Bombay from the old Bewitched is in the movie is another quality that I like....Paging Dr Bombay...imagine that being paged in the 60's

Lost at Ridgemont Hight

I will tell you this....If I am Lost on a deserted island and I got a babe like this on the island...I am going to throw rap at her like.

1.) Hey Kate ...How ya doing isen't this place great
2.) oh hey Kate...I did not see you there..."how's it going"
3.) Hey Hurley---kate will have the clams with the ranch sauce and I will have the same
4.) Kiss me Kate...you wont regret it.

if all this failed .. I would hustle her back to the hatch and Find side 2 of Led Zep 4 and put it on the turntable.

Photogenic?

Maybe its just me but this "desperate" housewife does not look that great in a still to me. Word on the street is that she is blowing Ryan Seacrest. " There goes my theory" that he's gay or maybe......I am on to something.

Damn....Kate Winslett

The Chick from Titantic got hot. I always did like her and now Im like wicked attracted to her.
She's got a new movie coming out called "little children" and the word on the Hollywood streets is that she has a nude scene or two...so I guess this blogger is going to have to see this movie and Of course review for you the Dear reader.

I think were going to need a bigger boat