Sharon Stone = Nut Job

No one asked, but Sharon Stone, who has no children, has some thoughts about how other peoples children should feel about sex. She says that teen girls should give more oral and teen boys should be rewarded with oral when trying to pressure girls into anal. And, yes, you read that right.
"I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
Based on a survey of me during high school, teenage girls are actually quite adept at getting out of sex, and rarely use blowjobs as some sort of bargaining chip. So teen boys should probably keep their pants on, because 50 year old strangers cornering young girls at the mall and telling them to suck more dick probably isn’t gonna lead to the jizz fest they have in mind.

Source--What would Tyler Durden Do

Here is a pick you might not have expected from me.

The more I listen to her and read about her...I am becoming a big fan. This kid writes all her own music plus a shit load for other artists like Mariah and Kelly. She has like 50 patent pendings for various jewelry and handcuffs ( i guess for sexual purposes) and other crap like that. I saw Xtina on SNL last night and she wailed...If she was on IDOL ....they would close the contest down...because it would be no fucking contest....plus she is sexy as all get out...Just my opinion...but Today Christy is my Babe of the Day.....Peace....Boogie

Katherine McPhee

OK...maybe I just like her...I Do....and she is the next American Idol because.

1.) She's Talented
2.) She's Poppy
3.) The Judges are behind her
4.) She's Pretty
5.) She's got a Diva type quality to her like Celine or Faith or even Britney

I wonder if she would like me if we met in a bar and I threw some of my legendary Rap on her. I am sure she would now that I think about.
Being a gambling man..I am going to wager $400 at 3-1
she wins the whole enchilada on May 1st

BrokeBack MT star Jake Gyllenhall.....

Who acted like he was Gay in the movie did not win an Academy Award.....Do you know Why? Becuause he was not acting....Here is Jake on a Malibu beach with some dude.

Man, I can barely count the number of times I went on a sunset walk with a buddy of mine on the beach, and we walked stride for stride right next to each other in the sand while our dogs frolicked and played, and then my maternal instincts kicked in and I held a puppy in my arms like a newborn. Oh, wait, yes, I can. Turns out it was zero.

TradeMarks for David Lynch

Ahhh..David Lynch....The Creepy Director of such classics as
Twin Peaks
Eraserhead
Wild at Heart
Muholland Drive

You see a lot of his trademarks in shows today including Sopranos and Lost

Here are some of his Trademarks.....

Finds small-town USA fascinating.

Has a taste for low/middle frequency noise, dark and rotting environments, distorted characters, a polarized world (angels vs demons, Madonnas vs whores), and debilitating damage to the skull or brain.

Use of slow-motion during key scenes of violence.

Red Curtains

Strob Light

Nearly always casts a musician for a supporting role: Sting in Dune (1984); Chris Isaak, David Bowie and Julee Cruise in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992); Marilyn Manson and Henry Rollins in Lost Highway (1997); Billy Ray Cyrus in Mulholland Dr. (2001).

Uses many references to France, the French language, culture, people, and names.

Constant references to dreams as a way of connecting the plot and twists in his films.

Uses Roy Orbison songs in his films.

Lost---The picture is coming clearer

I was under the impression that the writers were making this up as they went along but now I am sure they have a rhyme and reason to what they are doing. I love the introduction of Henry Gale. BTW...the same name as Dorothy's uncle and he arrived on a a balloon. I love it when they tie the Wizard of Oz into modern media. If you go back into other episodes and watch them over---all kinds of good stuff pops up.
Hurly owns the company that Locked work for
Kate's Dad was the Army guy that let Sayid go and warned him that he would once again need to use his torture skills.
Those freaky numbers appear just about every where.
The airplane mobile in the Hatch where Clair's baby was going to stay looked awfully familiar to the Airplane that Kate used to walk around with. And the song it played was the one that Claire had asked the adoptive parents to play. When Walt was kidnapped from the raft...it appears that French ladies kid was one of the captors. This is becoming very David Lynch like but for that matter so is the Soprano's. Trippy dreams....and out of context characters. I will review The new Soprano's season tomorrow. Tah Tah....boogie

Chris will be in the finals...American Idol

This kid never seems to have a bad performance.....I am sure if he was a contestant on that INXS show....He would be touring now. The only thing he's got going against him is he's such a nice guy and God fearing at that.
My prediction is Chris vs Kathleen. The American public will be turn on Mandisa I'm sure...It almost appears as if she is wearing a Fat Suit but she will be a star somewhere she can wail with the best and She's got the Aretha thing working to a tee.
My Final 4 predictions include Taylor and ACE with my other 2 favs.

Wow e Wow e Wow

This young beauty who starred in the hit movie Lost in Tranlastion---where she falls in love with an older man is rumored to like older men in real life. If I were her...I would like me. I do understand though she is rather quirky---another thing we have in common----go figure.

Big Love

The acting is great. The plot is interesting. The Time Slot is ideal. The setting is cool.
But.......and maybe it's just me with a Big But ;') There was way too much conflict for the premier episode.
Here the ones that I counted.

1.) Bill Paxton's character has a hard time getting hard
2.) Chloe's Character is a spendaholic and going deep into debt
3.) Although they appear happy sharing the 1 husband....some are not as happy
4.) They have money problems holding down three households
5.) Bill's parents are goofy and needy and strange

Now while conflict is an integral part of any drama....I just thought too much too soon.

It might have been fun for us viewers to enjoy the whole poligamy thing first...the whole strangeness of this unusal relationship...the desperate housewives feel to the community.

Overall the reviews have been good and I think it might have legs but for this guy I would have at least enjoyed a 3 on 1 to start the show out----well maybe thats just ME.

Your Next American Idol

Katherine McPhee----

This is a no brainer

Congratulations G-Mac and Syracuse Orange

In a blog post of about 1 month ago..this reporter discussed the fact that Gerry MacNamara was the greatest Orange Player of all time. The Big East Championship in the Garden last week cements this fact. Can the Overrated G-Mac take his team to the Sweeeet 16 and beat Duke.....Wow e Wow Wow Wow......That would be one for the ages....Can it happen. Your GodDamn right it can happen....The Orange are now 60-1 to win a title-----500 dollars pays back 30,000---I might be just crazy enough to place this bet.

MADNESS

I cant figure this freakin' thing out. I mean everybody looks vulnerable. I am not as concerned about these brackets as I am investing several thousand dolllars on the eventual national championship. I felt great about MD,Syracuse,Uconn, and Illinoise the last 4 years and all were in the final games respectively. I think Uconn has the best team but they do look vulnerable to an upset in their bracket. Villanova would feel more comfortable with a healthy Ray Allen. Duke is always a solid pick but one bad shooting night from Reddick and they are history. Memphis---I know nothing about this confrence usa team---if anybody can enlighten me please do. So that leaves us with some popular picks like....Gonzaga,UCLA,Mich ST,Ohio State, and Texas. Oh Crystal Ball please come Clear...All I can see in this thing right now is and elderly lady preparing for a storm and clutching her heart...she appears to be worried about a young girl.
With this said....I am taking UCONN...They have all the working parts...shooting,bigmen,leadership,defense. Yes I am taking UCONN to win it all.
boogie

Tennessee.....

Hey its a nice place to visit but they are not a 2 seed.
Gonzaga should be fucking pissed---They have not lost in a few months. What Did Tenn do to earn their 2 seed. They went 2-4 in their last 6 games and lost in the first round of the SEC tournament to South Carolina.

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS

Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers, only.

Harris: What's your name?

Baldwin: Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove
a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW. That's my
name. (To Lemmon) And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the
man's game, you can't close them? Then go home and tell your wife your
troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to sign
on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin' faggots.
(Flips the blackboard)


ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing.
AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your
attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's fuck
or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your
decision for Christ? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got the
prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A
guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out
there waiting to give you their money. Are you going to take it? Are you
man enough to take it? (To Harris) What's the problem, pal?


Harris: You, boss, you're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're
coming down here and wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?


Baldwin: You see this watch? You see this watch?


Harris: Yeah.


Baldwin: That watch costs more than your car. I made 970,000 dollars
last year, how much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're
nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home
and play with your kids. You want to work here, close. You think this is
abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this,
how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it,
leave. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself
15,000 dollars. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?


Go and do likewise. AIDA. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You
know what it takes to sell real-estate? It takes brass balls to sell
real estate. Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there, you pick
it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go
out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours, if not, you're
going to be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch
of losers sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman.
It's a tough racket.''


These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you,
they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you
is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good
luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (To
Harris) And to answer your question, pal: Why am I here? I came here
because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said
the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fuckin' ass because a
loser is a loser.

This never gets old...Cameron Crowe=Genius

Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?
[Desmond raises hand]
Mr. Hand: Yes, Desmond?
Desmond: I saw him outside, near the food machines.
Mr. Hand: How long ago?
Desmond: Right before class.
Mr. Hand: Alright. Bring him in.
[Desmond exits]
Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!
[Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows him. He has a bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans]
Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy?
Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time.
Mr. Hand: You couldn't, or you wouldn't?
Jeff Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on YOUR time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: [long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [Mr. Hand goes to blackboard and writes the words 'I Don't Know', then underlines them]
[reciting]
Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice.
[imitating]
Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: Alright!

More Mitch Hedberg

The more I listen to this dude ...the more I realize he was "a stoner genius" He died about a year ago....
RIP Mitch...Here some classic quotes.....


I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others. I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide." I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

The Plot Twist

Sudden Plot Twists.....We all like them...Just when your headed in one direction you are thrown into another.
We all remember: The King of all plot twists
Sixth Sense ( I see Dead people...Yeah me too motherfucker after I pop a cap in their brain)
Here a few others of the boogieman's favorites

The Usual Suspects ( Keyser Soze is one cool MotherF.....cker )
The Sting (The Ragtime music used during this music was not popular during the era of the movie...Ragtime was popular in the very early 20th century...not the 1930's
Se7en (You got to love Gywnetths head in a Box...Ari Gold )
Planet of the Apes (Very Twilight zonish )
Crying Game ( If im banging a chick and finds out she has a cock ...we got problems )
The Ring ( scary movie but the ending did not really jive with the whole premise )

Hide and Seek---Robert Deniro's Flick with Dakotah Fanning...you probably did not see it but it does fit this genre...I thought it was worthy but could have been better.

Seth McFarlane

This guy might be the funniest guy on the planet...He does all the major voices on Family Guy and has perfect comic timing and sings perfectly in all character voices. I watched the DVD this morning----Family Guy Movie and I was laughing so hard...I almost puked. Everyone should own this movie...

Rant---Academy Awards

Jon Stewart's pretty funny---No complaint there. He did an OK job...nothing grounbreaking but acceptable
George Clooney---Cool acceptance Speech---pretty sauve dude.....Now cut to the normal bullshit...after Clooney accepts for best supporting Actor at the Top----An hour goes by before any thing else Star Related at all happens----How about the fucking incessant "thank you speeches from the biggest nobodies around....GodDamn costume designers and whoever the fuck else.....Does anybody on this Fucking planet really give a flying shit who they want to thank--I fucking Don't
......How in this day and age of Anal Ass producers and directors does this shit last year in and year out.....They got so much Talent in the building.....
...How does this fucking Happen....
Dustin Hoffman is a fucking embarrasment
Was Sam Jackson on how many Ludes?
Is Robert Altman Dead? What A fucking Stiff he was.....
What the fuck was Ben Stiller trying to pull off....Do you think the folks in Missouri were rolling in their lounge chairs with that Inside Joke.....and you know whats fucking cool...physically having to cut off some boring cinematographer in the middle of their speech...Don't get me wrong...they have to cut them off but it should not come to that......Their should be a game plan where a trap door opens if you go over....Now that would be Comedy....
The Academy should take a note from the Golden Globes...Nobody touches the stage unless they are A Fucking Star....Ok...maybe some cool screenwriters but enough is enough with..the best Animation Short in a foreign Category.
BORING BORING BORING.....other then that I thought it was a good show.....Peace.....Boogie
"I guess one could answer back..Don't Watch" that is an option but I want to watch...I want reform...I speak because I am asking for reform...I want this to change so it is an enjoyable program and entertaning it is afterall history unfolding.

Flaming Moes

I just read somewhere that Sir Alec Guiness ( aka Obi Wan ) loved The Simpsons and mentioned that he liked the flaming moes episode because his favorite band Aerosmith were featured. ( just kidding about the Aerosmith part but still really cool...His favorite band is Led Zeppelin

I just looked up Cool in the Dictionary

It said.....See Kid Rock.

Do you know Her?

You Will....Her Bluesy sounds and unusual but to me good looks...is about to make a splash. Her name is KT TUNSTALL....download Suddenly I See

How Cute is Reese?

I mean if she got any cuter...she would probably turn into a Koala Bear...If she was in my bed Naked ... I would probably not even think to have sex with her...I would l probably just get her some milk and cookies and read her a story.
Her best line in Walk the Line is when she told Johnny Cash....That he better start "Walking the line"

CRASH----BEST PICTURE

Graham: It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.

Good Movie..Crappy Acceptance Speech....Come on Folks...this is what you do for a living--- entertain people.....why cant you entertain us at the Oscars.

Thank You For Smoking

I saw the previews at another movie...and although I have not seen this "counter culture" Flick....I was dying laughing at the previews...It appears to be a movie from the Tobacco Side...but I'm sure there is an anti-smoking message buried in their somewhere.....Here is a sample quote...

Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.
The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

Great Lyrics....

There have been some really great lyrics written in the history of music and a lot of time you have to read into them to really understand the merit of what the song writer was thinking.....
Leave it to my old buddy Axl to leave nothing to the imagination....
Here's a sample from "Get in the Ring"

And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick

You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
PUNK

A Beautiful Mind.....is a terrible thing to waste

I know the movie won an Academy Award but I think it could have still been better if they did not omit portions of John Nash's real true story which included the following:

a) he was married several times; b) in the past, he had several hetero- and homosexual affairs; c) He fathered a child out-of-wedlock in his twenties.

They busted up James Frey for taking a few liberties with his life story but this is rifuckindiculous.

Amanda Peete ( Babe of the Day )

JUST A BONUS THAT THEY ARE TOPLESS

Babe of the day

Ellen Pompeo....star of Greys Anatomy and our Fav from Old School.....looking sweeet today

Slap of the Day

The first ever slap of the day goes to......

The Fri/Sat/Sun edition of USA Today. While bored in econ class I was doing my daily parousal of the best source for important news in America, yes people it goes without saying that it is USA Today. If you take a gander at today's Today, you will immediately see some dude from Brokeback mountain wearing a cowboy hat followed by the questions that are really on are mind: Will brokeback hold back crash? will fashions steal the show? can a desperate housewife win?

Forget the U.S.'s nuclear negotiations with India or the rapid melting of the antarctic ice sheet (which could cause the day after tomorrow). That stuff is nonsense. the REAL info is that "Real Laguna Beach disdains its MTV image" Now I already have many problems with MTV, but these will be reserved for a later slap.

For those who dont know, Laguna beach follows the lives of rich ass girls and guys out in Cali (the nice part) It resembles the O.C. and seems just as scripted as a sitcom or MTV's "real world" I'm so happy its the front page cover story in our nation's number 1 paper.

So this weekend if you happen to come across one of those things you put quarters in to get newspapers (a newspaper dispenser?) go ahead and put 75 cents in if you enjoy dumbing yourself down

A Couple of Downloads to recommend

A great live cover of Bob Marley is by Graham Paker
No Woman No Cry...Live from the bottom lounge

Dire Straits---Brothers in Arms---Great Soulful tune

Earth Wind and Fire --- Shining Star---Classic...just sounds good on the Ipod

Vanilla Ice....Ice Ice Baby----Yo VIP lets Kick it....Ice Ice Baby

BIG LOVE

Is this the new hit on HBO....???

Good Cast:

Bill "Twister" Paxton
Chloe "boys don't cry" Sevigny
Ginnifer " Walk The Line" Goodwin
Jeanne "Basic Instinct" Tripplehorn

and sure to be the new big star out of this one if it hits... Amanda "mean girls" Seyfried

Lyle Lovett

As Syracuse was getting their asses kicked....I turned over to watch
Two Days in the Valley for like the 50th time this month....There is A really good tune from Lyle Lovett featured in the graveyard scene called...."Nobody knows Me"
I remember seeing Lyle Lovett at Wolftrap a few years ago...some broad invited me and I was surprised how popular this Mother Fucker is....The joint was jumping as they say. Lyle Lovett getting it done...it now strikes me that he was probably married to Julia Roberts when this movie came out.....My favorite Headline from that marriage was "Pretty Woman marries Ugly Guy"

Fuck Job

If Syracuse Orange are going to lose by 50 to Depaul...I can only imagine how bad they will lose to Villanova this Sunday. G-Mac on Senior day should get a nice ovation from his hucklebucks from Scranton PA....but they will not get to see him play in the Touranament because the NCAA is looking for teams that are interested in winning this time of year not losing to crappy teams like Depaul

Will Ferrell----Comic Genius----I think Yes

When I saw the cowbell skit live on SNL...I dont think I thought it was that funny....Upon the 1000th time I have seen it since.....Pure Fucking Genius....Jimmy Fallon cements himself as the new Harvey Korman ( the guy that can not help but laugh and breaks out of character guffawing at the whimsical stunning comedy of Will F)

This is not a Nip Slip Site.....but Come on lindsay

This looks a little staged by the Teen Queen...It just goes to show you that you can never have too much publicity

my favorite quotes from Mitch Hedberg

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having."

"Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!"

"My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.'"